Some oscar huhs?????

Here are my quick Oscar Worsts. Some are quite obviously horrible (who dresses you?) and others are just, eh....

So, ummm, Charlize, do I even have to say it. What would possess a designer to put lavender swirls for boobs. I Think the idea of Zoe's dress is nice, the colors are pretty and the top is flattering, but....

I think Diane is so beautiful, but her dress looks like she tried to copy some wild west bar maid and a Victorian butt. maybe without the collar and in a one color (tooo much going on), or maybe not at all.

And Mariah, oh Mariah. I think she went to my friend Tamar's white trash Oscar Party after the show. Should I just give her a pass because she's Mariah? No, at least be crazy like lady gaga, you don't really get a pass for looking like a mom chaperoning a prom.