Some oscar huhs?????

Here are my quick Oscar Worsts. Some are quite obviously horrible (who dresses you?) and others are just, eh....

So, ummm, Charlize, do I even have to say it. What would possess a designer to put lavender swirls for boobs. I Think the idea of Zoe's dress is nice, the colors are pretty and the top is flattering, but....

I think Diane is so beautiful, but her dress looks like she tried to copy some wild west bar maid and a Victorian butt. maybe without the collar and in a one color (tooo much going on), or maybe not at all.

And Mariah, oh Mariah. I think she went to my friend Tamar's white trash Oscar Party after the show. Should I just give her a pass because she's Mariah? No, at least be crazy like lady gaga, you don't really get a pass for looking like a mom chaperoning a prom.

Quick and Dirty Oscar Best

So, I missed the Oscars tonight due to work, but did get to see a little of the pre-show, and of course rushed home to review the dresses! Here's my quick pick of five great dresses I like best out of the ones I saw....

Kristen Stewart's dress is a classic and fits her great (though, maybe something different with the hair). Love the dress, though actually last on this list, still fabulous.

On Cameron, sparkly, pretty, but the gradation of glitz towards the bottom makes it unusual and not over the top, weeeeeeee, sparkles!

Above I love the red dress on Penelope Cruz--classic, greeeaat color, but with a different neckline. And that swirly wonderfulness of Vera Farmiga's dress. I know the second one is a bit wild, but just the perfect amount of drama for the Oscars.

And Carey Mulligan, haven't even seen the movie, but I love that dress. The shorter front is different than most Oscar dresses, but she's very young, and with the funky short hair, really pulls off the whole look.

I did this quickly, so, who knows, maybe there is one dress out there I'm missing----